Pipes, Steamrollers, Tasters & Chillums

Welcome to Patientopia, where every puff is an adventure! Introducing our latest marvel, the Banff Dugout and One Hitter – the ultimate companion f...

Welcome to Patientopia, where the clouds are always fluffy and the vibes are always chill! Step into our smoke shop wonderland and behold the marve...

Now here is something scientifically beautiful to look at! On top of a beaker style base, the Helix has angled tiny holes (in the actual helix area...

Not only does this look cool, but it slows the burning (conserving your materials) and creates a much smoother smoke! Perfect for any occasion, tha...

Welcome to Patientopia, where we turn mundane moments into memorable adventures! Introducing our latest marvel: Nucleus Barbed Pipe Cleaners! 🌟Are ...

This themed glass steamroller is quite the score! The Football Hand Pipe is made to look like the real thing, complete with striping, raised glass ...

With interesting patterns and fumed glass, the Raked Face Spiral Fumed Spoon Pipe is an artistic piece that doesn't break the bank! The entirety o...

  Welcome to Patientopia, where every puff is a pleasure and every piece is a masterpiece! Step into a world where smoking becomes an art form an...

Welcome to Patientopia, where every toke is a mathematical masterpiece! Get ready to elevate your smoking experience with the 8" Mathematix Raked B...

Fresh dog here! Get your fresh pot dog here! This tasty steamroller might have you take a second look before you rip it! Whether you’re a mustard o...

Light up your night with Patientopia's Metal LED Colored Pipe! Features:  Material: Metal Length: 95mm LED Color: Randomly Selected Net Weig...

From Reggae to Rock, this metal Rasta Hand Pipe assists your chill and lets the good times flow!  Features: Pattern sent randomly. Material: Met...

Yet another ghostly favorite on Patientopia! These glass & silicone skull pipes are durable yet still supply you with some ghoulish hits. Feat...

Keep your pipes safe and display them in style! This rosewood pipe stand will have your collection looking extra classy without taking up all of yo...

Smoke in style with Patientopia's Ebony Wood Pipes in black and coffee. Relax after a long day and allow us to assist your chill! Features: Mater...

Pack a bowl and take it easy out there with Patientopia’s “Metal Flats” pipe!  Designed to blend into our industrious world, this piece will keep y...

Jazz out while you burn your favorite meds in this classic little number! Fashioned and colored like an original Metal Sax, our musical piece will ...

The GRAV® Rocker Steamroller functions like a classic steamroller, with a carb on the end and a direct path for the smoke that ends in big hits. Th...