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Cosmic Chronic Hoodie

Original price $45.99 - Original price $45.99
Original price
$45.99 - $45.99
Current price $45.99

Welcome to Patientopia, where the haze is high and the vibes are higher! Step into our cosmic realm and prepare to blast off into a universe of relaxation and euphoria with our out-of-this-world Cosmic Chronic Hoodie!

Picture this: you're wrapped in the soft embrace of the comfiest hoodie in the galaxy, adorned with trippy, swirling patterns that seem to dance with every puff. Made from the finest cotton harvested from the fields of enlightenment, this hoodie isn't just clothing—it's a statement, a lifestyle, a journey through the cosmos of chill.

Crafted by master tokers and space explorers alike, the Cosmic Chronic Hoodie isn't just for keeping you warm—it's for elevating your style to interstellar levels. Whether you're lounging on your couch or exploring the great unknown, this hoodie will be your trusty companion, reminding you that the universe is vast and full of wonders just waiting to be discovered.

So why settle for the ordinary when you can reach for the extraordinary? Slip into the Cosmic Chronic Hoodie and let your imagination take flight. Whether you're a seasoned stargazer or a budding explorer, this hoodie will teleport you to a dimension of relaxation and bliss like no other. Patientopia: where every puff is an adventure, and every hoodie is a portal to the infinite!

Sesh in style with our new super soft hoodies! 


  • High definition print
  • Vibrant colors
  • Soft, durable fabric
  • High quality cuffs, strings, eyelets, and tags
  • Multiple sizing options