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  • "Aurora" Water Pipe

    "Aurora" Water Pipe

    $109.99

    "Aurora's" coloring is reminiscent of the Aurora Borealis, otherwise known as the Northern Lights. The "Aurora" - My Bud Vase Water Pipe has an iri...

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    $109.99
  • "Avenge The Arctic" UV Mini Beaker
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    "Avenge The Arctic" UV Mini Beaker Bong

    $149.99

    Gear up because its about to get cold outside! The "Avenge The Arctic" UV Mini Beaker Bong may be our chillest piece yet! Check out the inside if y...

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    $149.99
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  • "Avocadope" Glass Attachment for Puffco Peak - Accessory - Patientopia.net
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    "Avocadope" Glass Attachment for Puffco Peak

    $330.99

    Hand made in California by Empire Glassworks, the "Avocadope" Glass Attachment for Puffco Peak, features intricate details and textures that make t...

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    $330.99
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  • "Bectar" Silicone Waterpipe & Nectar Straw

    "Bectar" Silicone Waterpipe & Nectar Straw

    $57.20

    Ooze continues to innovate the smoking game on all fronts, this time with another silicone chimera that combines both a dry herb and concentrate cl...

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    $57.20
  • "BLS V2" - Patientopia Sweatshirt

    "BLS v2" Sweatshirt

    $30.00

    Slap on your new favorite "BLS v2" Sweatshirt to express just how much you love those Greens! With our comfortable line of pullovers, you’ll be sur...

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    $30.00
  • "Bubble Bumps" Pipe - Patientopia, The Community Smoke Shop
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    "Bubble Bumps" Pipe

    $20.00

    Color changing glass (CCG) has never been so durable! A dropped pipe is a headache for anyone, so each glass bump on the "Bubble Bumps" Fumed Spoon...

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    $20.00
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  • "Bullet" Concentrate Vaporizer Kit
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    "Bullet" Concentrate Vaporizer Kit

    $42.90

    Offered in a nicely compact size, the "Bullet" Vape Pen is a portable concentrate vaporizer produced by The Kind Pen. This handheld vape works wond...

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    $42.90
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  • "Burmëse" Water Pipe

    "Burmëse" Water Pipe

    $250.00

    The "Burmëse" - My Bud Vase can only be described as breathtaking!  The centerpiece that you've been waiting for.   Whether she's the commanding fo...

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    $250.00
  • "Dome-less" Titanium Nail - 10mm W/Short Inner Tube - Dab Accessory

    "Dome-less" Titanium Nail - 10mm w/Short Inner Tube

    $11.00

    Dab it right using Patientopia's "Dome-less" Titanium Nail - 10mm w/Short Inner Tube. It features a short inner tube while still maintaining a ligh...

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    $11.00
  • "Dream" Vaporizer Pen Kit
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    "Dream" Vaporizer Pen Kit

    $89.56

    The "Dream" Vaporizer Pen is one of the best portable vaporizers in the industry. Praised by High Times Magazine for its outstanding performance, t...

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    $89.56
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  • "Dripping Swag" Full - Print Hoodie - Patientopia.net

    "Dripping Swag" Hoodie

    $45.00

    Watch as your swag drips its way across the room, in the "Dripping Swag" Full - Print Hoodie!  Mixing vibes has never looked so fresh.  You'll hav...

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    $45.00
  • "Esmalte Owl" - Navel Ring Jewelry

    "Esmalte Owl" - Belly Button Ring

    $4.50

    From relaxing days chilling on the beach to warming up in the hot tub, the "Esmalte Owl" will be your go-to, year round. With green, blue, and yell...

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    $4.50
  • "Galacticat" Hand Pipe
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    "Galacticat" Hand Pipe

    $89.99

    These beauties glow under black light creating an eerie and entrancing effect. Inspired by the Cheshire cat of Alice in Wonderland fame, the "Galac...

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    $89.99
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  • "Happy Feet" Penguin Bowl
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    "Happy Feet" Penguin Bowl

    Original price $42.00
    Current price $39.99

    The "Happy Feet" Penguin Bowl from Empire Glassworks is a beautifully cute bowl that fits 14mm female jointed bongs. The themed glass bowl has ever...

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    Original price $42.00
    Current price $39.99
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  • "IPA Clear" 99% Pure Isopropyl Alcohol
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    "IPA Clear" 99% Pure Isopropyl Alcohol

    from $6.99

    This stuff cleans like a madman!! "IPA Clear" 99% Pure Isopropyl Alcohol is a great solution for grimy glass. First add salt, preferably coarse sa...

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  • "Jawsome" Shark Bowl
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    "Jawsome" Shark Bowl

    $39.99

    LOOK OUT 🦈!! The "Jawsome" Shark Bowl from Empire Glassworks is a tremendously artistic bowl. The 14mm male jointed glass bowl looks like the famou...

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    $39.99
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  • "Joy" Water Pipe

    "Joy" Water Pipe

    $125.00

    This adorable three piece set is just begging for an uplifting strain and a positive life with you.  The "Joy" - My Bud Vase porcelain set can turn...

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    $125.00
  • "Little Devil" - Featured Hand Pipe - Patientopia.net
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    "Little Devil" Hand Pipe

    $29.99

    You little devil! Patientopia followed our sinful instinct, to bring you this stylish delight! The "Little Devil" Hand Pipe carries clean edges, co...

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    $29.99
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  • "Little Hybrid" Dab Nail - With Silicone Carb Cap - Accessory

    "Little Hybrid" Dab Nail - with Silicone Carb Cap

    $37.50

    Hit it, hit it good! The "Little Hybrid" Dab Nail - with Silicone Carb Cap comes in multiple sizes to fit your rig and is sure to give you a proper...

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    $37.50
  • "Luck" Water Pipe

    "Luck" Water Pipe

    $125.00

    Luck is a stylish My Bud Vase combination of a matching blue and white porcelain vase, stash container and coaster.  This three piece set is the ep...

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    $125.00
  • "Lucky Claw" Lobster Hand Pipe - Patientopia, The Community Smoke Shop

    "Lucky Claw" Lobster Hand Pipe

    $42.99

    It's the rabbit's foot of the ocean deep! This "Lucky" Lobster Claw hand pipe is sure to right your ship, even in the darkest of storms. Crafted f...

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    $42.99
  • "Mandala Disk" Channel Carb Cap - Patientopia, The Community Smoke Shop

    "Mandala Disk" Channel Carb Cap

    $37.98

    The dab game is ever evolving. You need to look no further for evidence of this than the carb cap, that was non existent in the days of dome and na...

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    $37.98
  • "Mermaid" Ocean Goddess Bong

    "Mermaid" Ocean Goddess Bong

    $178.76

    Aptly named after the mermaid goddess, this gorgeous water pipe boasts incredible detail from her mermaid fin mouthpiece down to her veluptuous bot...

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    $178.76
  • "Migi" Dichro Stripe Fritted Hand Pipe - Patientopia, The Community Smoke Shop
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    "Migi" Dichro Stripe Fritted Hand Pipe

    $28.00

    Between the fritted color scheme and dichro stripe, this spoon would be cool enough but look closer and you'll see it also has a little friend! The...

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    $28.00
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  • "Monica" Water Pipe

    "Monica" Water Pipe

    $74.99

    Made of white porcelain, this bong can easily be made to look like an actual vase. This is because it once was a vase! Now it houses a different ki...

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    $74.99
  • "Mushroom Kingdom" Recycler
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    "Mushroom Kingdom" Recycler

    $299.99

    The "Mushroom Kingdom" Recycler stands at only 7.5 inches yet between the design of the bong and the diffused downstem, you can expect consistently...

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    $299.99
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  • "NaCl" Rock Salt
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    "NaCl" Rock Salt

    from $7.99

    Nucleus' "NaCl" Rock Salt Cleaner is coarse enough to really get the job done. The thickness of the rock salt makes it perfect for scrubbing the i...

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  • "Orion" Vaporizer Pen Kit
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    "Orion" Vaporizer Pen Kit

    $78.36

    The "Orion" is a handheld vaporizer created by The Kind Pen, one of the most tech savvy companies in the vaping industry. Used for dry herbs, this ...

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    $78.36
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  • "Phoebe" Water Pipe
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    "Phoebe" Water Pipe

    $74.99

    The worked relief flower accents also help sooth you just by looking at them. These flowers are porcelain as well. Very similar in shape are the fa...

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    $74.99
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  • "Rachel" Water Pipe

    "Rachel" Water Pipe

    $74.99

    "Rachel" is stunning. The flower accents resemble the ones found in the flare mouthpiece. These faux flowers can be left in this opening when the b...

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    $74.99
  • "ReCoCo Burn" Hookah Coals - Cocoblade 48 pcs. - Patientopia.net

    "ReCoCo Burn" Cocoblade Hookah Coals - 48 pcs.

    $22.00

    Keep the good times burnin’ with Cocoblade’s innovative hookah coals! The shell shape allows for comfortable multiple coal usage, inside your bowl!...

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    $22.00
  • "Renew The Redwoods" UV Mini Beaker
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    "Renew The Redwoods" UV Mini Beaker

    $150.00

    We find the big ol’ "Renew The Redwoods" UV Mini Beaker quite gorgeous and useful to Mother Earth.   These giants of the realm deserve our positivi...

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    $150.00
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  • "Rimless Double" Sunglasses - Patientopia, The Community Smoke Shop

    "Rimless Double" Sunglasses

    $15.00

    Guard your eyes in style, with the "Rimless Double" Sunglasses! With so many color choices, you can pick one up for each crazy color you love to we...

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    $15.00
  • "Rose" Water Pipe

    "Rose" Water Pipe

    $143.00

    Gift a Rose that will last forever. The "Rose" Water Pipe has beauty from head to toe, while also being a fully functional bong. With an expertly m...

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    $143.00
  • "Sabertooth Monster" Waterpipe - Patientopia, The Community Smoke Shop
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    "Sabertooth Monster" Waterpipe

    $84.38

    "What big teeth you have!" Not quite as hard to look at as Justin Long in "Tusk" and far more functional, The "Sabertooth Monster" mini bong is a s...

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    $84.38
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  • "Save The Seas" UV Mini Beaker
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    "Save The Seas" UV Mini Beaker

    $159.99

    Show your support for the 7 Seas 🌊!! The "Save The Seas" UV Mini Beaker lies in homage to the great Oceans of our Earth. One look at the intricate ...

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    $159.99
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  • "Sidekick" Dab Rig with Color Base and Mouthpiece

    "Sidekick" Dab Rig with Color Base and Mouthpiece

    from $85.78

    Holy miniature borosilicate water bubbler Batman! looks like someone has shrunk the bong! Don't fret as there are many positives to this classic st...

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  • "Slim" Oil Vape Pen
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    "Slim" Oil Vape Pen

    $17.90

    Enjoy vaping oil concentrates? How about e-liquids? Well, the "Slim" Oil Vape Pen can do both! Produced by The Kind Pen, this portable vaporizer ha...

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    $17.90
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  • "Slim" Wax Atomizer - Patientopia, The Community Smoke Shop
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    "Slim" Wax Atomizer

    $10.98

    Whether you are looking for a backup or need a replacement, this vaporizer accessory fits The Kind Pen "Slim" Wax Vaporizer Pen. With ceramic rods ...

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    $10.98
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  • "Slim" Wax Vaporizer Pen

    "Slim" Wax Vaporizer Pen

    $21.46

    Used with wax in particular, the "Slim" Wax Vape Pen utilizes an atomizer with dual ceramic rods and titanium coils. Both rods and coils sit inside...

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    $21.46
  • "Sriracha Themed" Glass Attachment for Puffco Peak - Patientopia.net
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    "Sriracha Themed" Glass Attachment for Puffco Peak

    $330.99

    This HOT Peak Glass attachment is perfect for any food lover and features a unique spin on the classic Sriracha bottle design! Indulge at your own...

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    $330.99
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  • "Stardust" Water Pipe

    "Stardust" Water Pipe

    $200.00

    This thickly textured glass piece and decanter, features hand-painted gold detailing with a matching stopper! "Stardust" - My Bud Vase, comes with ...

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    $200.00
  • "Status" Handheld Vaporizer Kit
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    "Status" Handheld Vaporizer Kit

    $111.98

    The Kind Pen is a company that specializes in producing cutting-edge vape technology. So, it's no surprise that the "Status" Handheld Vaporizer is ...

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    $111.98
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  • "Rocket Man" Hand Pipe
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    "Supreme Leader" Hand Pipe

    $89.99

    This worked glass spoon pipe has the same adorable belly, puffy cheeks, and fantastic hair as his real-life counterpart, but none of the “actual te...

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    $89.99
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  • "The Blob" Marble Accented Mini Rig - Patientopia, The Community Smoke Shop

    "The Blob" Marble Accented Mini Rig

    $59.99

    How cute is this amorphous mini bong? Like a squishy sea sponge, "The Blob" Marble Accented Mini Rig may be appealing to the senses, but it can al...

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    $59.99
  • "The Logo" Trucker Cap - Patientopia, The Community Smoke Shop

    "The Logo" Trucker Cap

    $40.00

    Protect those peepers and look fresh in "The Logo" Trucker Cap! The cool fabric blend mixes well with the widely loved snapback closure type. High ...

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    $40.00
  • "The Totem" Vortex Carb Cap - Patientopia, The Community Smoke Shop
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    "The Totem" Vortex Carb Cap

    from $30.00

    The "Totem" Vortex Carb Cap is an essential item if you wish to traverse the dreamscape and is even more powerful when combined with Terp Pearls ge...

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  • "The Trademark" - Patientopia Custom T Shirt - Patientopia.net

    "The Trademark" - Patientopia Custom T-Shirt

    $24.00

    Oh Crap, Its "The Trademark" - Patientopia Custom T-Shirt! We have made sure our flagship top is crafted out of a thicker, heavier cotton for all! ...

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    $24.00