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Explore The Full Collection Of Patientopia Swag! From Chill Snap-back Hats to All-Over-Print Hoodies, We're Always Trying To Stumble Upon Dope Gear.

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    Patientopia "OG Logo" T-Shirt

    Patientopia is proud to present our own line of comfortable, Earth-Friendly T-shirts to chill in! Composed of organic, ring-spun combed cotton, t...

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    Graphic T-Shirt - "Clouds" by Jack Downs

    Drift into the Clouds with this beautifully artistic Graphic Tee, brought to you by Jack Downs Creations! Features: Available from XS to 2XL ...

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    “The Logo” Snapback Cap

    The Logo Snapback is structured with a classic fit, flat brim, and full buckram. The adjustable snap closure makes it a comfortable, one-size-fits-...

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    Patientopia "Stick & Go" Logo Sticker

    We appreciate you appreciating us, ya know? It has been a journey & we've been "Sticking" together. Get it? Because it is a sticker. Anyways, l...

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    Patientopia "OG Logo" Hoodie

    Patientopia is proud to present our own line of comfortable, Earth-Friendly hoodies to chill in! Composed mainly of organic, ring-spun combed cott...

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    Graphic Hoodie - "Treeline" by Jack Downs

    Escape away through your Treeline, with this beautifully artistic Graphic Hoodie brought to you by Jack Downs Creations! Features: Top quality 3...

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    "Dripping Swag" Hoodie

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    Watch as your swag drips its way across the room, in the "Dripping Swag" Full - Print Hoodie!  Mixing vibes has never looked so fresh.  You'll hav...

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    "The Trademark" - Patientopia Custom T-Shirt

    Oh Crap, Its "The Trademark" - Patientopia Custom T-Shirt! We have made sure our flagship top is crafted out of a thicker, heavier cotton for all! ...

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    "BLS v2" Sweatshirt

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    Slap on your new favorite "BLS v2" Sweatshirt to express just how much you love those Greens! With our comfortable line of pullovers, you’ll be sur...

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    The “Galaxy 5” Hoodie Collection

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    The Galaxy 5 Hoodies are out of this world! Whether you are traveling up or staying gravitated, these hoodies will have you seeing stars. Chill ou...

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    The “RAW” Hoodie

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    Keep it RAW-natural in the “RAW” Hoodie! This crowd favorite lights it up just like you do… Possibly! Comfortable & durable, the polyester des...

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    Patientopia Classic T-Shirt (3XL)

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    Dig on our original Patientopia Tee! Features: Soft, comfy & a dope way to show your Love around town!  

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    Patientopia Classic T-Shirt (L)

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    Our original Patientopia Tee! Bask in OG reality!

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    Delta 9 in 3M T Shirt

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    THC in 3M shirt by Heisel 100% cotton short sleeve in black with the chemical structure for THC in 3M reflective on the shirt body. Tetrahydrocanna...

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    Patientopia T-Shirt - Classic (2XL)

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    $15 + S & H.​A comfy Patientopia T!

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    Patientopia T-Shirt - Classic (XL)

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    $15 + S & H.​A comfy Patientopia T!

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    Patientopia T-Shirt - Classic (M)

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    $15 + S & H.​A comfy Patientopia T!

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    Patientopia T-Shirt - Classic (S)

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    $15 + S & H.​A comfy Patientopia T!

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    “Vegan Greens” T Shirt

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    Burst out in your Green Loving self! Patientopia’s “Vegan Greens” T-shirt is proving to be a definitive way to show your Vegan love! Whichever ki...

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    “Ali All Over Again” T-Shirt

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    The Champ is here!  Now you can rep your love with the “Ali all over again” Tee!  Features: Material: Cotton Fabric Type: Broadcloth Collar: O...

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    “Flix & Chill” Hoodie

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    We feel like this one doesn’t even need an introduction!  Find your favorite show & bring along your Flix & Chill hoodie.   This comfortabl...

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    “Outer Rim” Hoodies

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    The “Outer Rim” Hoodies are out of this world! Whether you are traveling far or staying nearby, these sweatshirts will keep you warm and have you ...

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    “Call The Kettle Black” - Hand-screened T-Shirt

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    Hand-screened by an artist, one at a time, by the beach in sunny Los Angeles. This is the pinnacle of T-Shirt Artisanship. Features: High quality,...

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    “Helmet Cat” - Crewneck Sweatshirt

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    Unlock your mind for a night with “Helmet Cat”! This fuzzy trooper is on duty to assist your blast-off. Features: • Soft, comfortable material! • ...

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