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Explore The Full Collection Of Patientopia Swag! From Chill Snap-back Hats to All-Over-Print Hoodies, We're Always Trying To Stumble Upon Dope Gear.

  • Patientopia "OG Logo" T-Shirt - Patientopia, The Community Smoke Shop

    Patientopia "OG Logo" T-Shirt

    $40.00

    Patientopia is proud to present our own line of comfortable, Earth-Friendly T-shirts to chill in! Composed of organic, ring-spun combed cotton, t...

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    $40.00
  • Black

    Graphic T-Shirt - "Clouds" by Jack Downs

    $30.00

    Drift into the Clouds with this beautifully artistic Graphic Tee, brought to you by Jack Downs Creations! Features: Available from XS to 2XL ...

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    $30.00
  • OG Snapback - Patientopia Apparel - Patientopia.net

    “The Logo” Snapback Cap

    $40.00

    The Logo Snapback is structured with a classic fit, flat brim, and full buckram. The adjustable snap closure makes it a comfortable, one-size-fits-...

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    $40.00
  • White

    Patientopia "Stick & Go" Logo Sticker

    $3.00

    We appreciate you appreciating us, ya know? It has been a journey & we've been "Sticking" together. Get it? Because it is a sticker. Anyways, l...

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    $3.00
  • Patientopia "OG Logo" Hoodie - Patientopia, The Community Smoke Shop

    Patientopia "OG Logo" Hoodie

    $50.00

    Patientopia is proud to present our own line of comfortable, Earth-Friendly hoodies to chill in! Composed mainly of organic, ring-spun combed cott...

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    $50.00
  • White

    Graphic Hoodie - "Treeline" by Jack Downs

    $60.00

    Escape away through your Treeline, with this beautifully artistic Graphic Hoodie brought to you by Jack Downs Creations! Features: Top quality 3...

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    $60.00
  • "Dripping Swag" Full - Print Hoodie - Patientopia.net

    "Dripping Swag" Hoodie

    $45.00

    Watch as your swag drips its way across the room, in the "Dripping Swag" Full - Print Hoodie!  Mixing vibes has never looked so fresh.  You'll hav...

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    $45.00
  • "The Trademark" - Patientopia Custom T Shirt - Patientopia.net

    "The Trademark" - Patientopia Custom T-Shirt

    $24.00

    Oh Crap, Its "The Trademark" - Patientopia Custom T-Shirt! We have made sure our flagship top is crafted out of a thicker, heavier cotton for all! ...

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    $24.00
  • "BLS V2" - Patientopia Sweatshirt

    "BLS v2" Sweatshirt

    $30.00

    Slap on your new favorite "BLS v2" Sweatshirt to express just how much you love those Greens! With our comfortable line of pullovers, you’ll be sur...

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    $30.00
  • The “Galaxy 5” Hoodie  Collection

    The “Galaxy 5” Hoodie Collection

    $50.00

    The Galaxy 5 Hoodies are out of this world! Whether you are traveling up or staying gravitated, these hoodies will have you seeing stars. Chill ou...

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    $50.00
  • The "RAW" Hoodie

    The “RAW” Hoodie

    $35.00

    Keep it RAW-natural in the “RAW” Hoodie! This crowd favorite lights it up just like you do… Possibly! Comfortable & durable, the polyester des...

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    $35.00
  • Men - Apparel - Shirts - T-Shirts - Delta 9 In 3M T Shirt

    Delta 9 in 3M T Shirt

    $42.00

    THC in 3M shirt by Heisel 100% cotton short sleeve in black with the chemical structure for THC in 3M reflective on the shirt body. Tetrahydrocanna...

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    $42.00
  • “Vegan Greens” T Shirt

    “Vegan Greens” T Shirt

    $23.00

    Burst out in your Green Loving self! Patientopia’s “Vegan Greens” T-shirt is proving to be a definitive way to show your Vegan love! Whichever ki...

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    $23.00
  • “Ali All Over Again” T-Shirt

    “Ali All Over Again” T-Shirt

    from $23.73

    The Champ is here!  Now you can rep your love with the “Ali all over again” Tee!  Features: Material: Cotton Fabric Type: Broadcloth Collar: O...

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    from $23.73
  • “Flix & Chill” Hoodie

    “Flix & Chill” Hoodie

    $40.00

    We feel like this one doesn’t even need an introduction!  Find your favorite show & bring along your Flix & Chill hoodie.   This comfortabl...

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    $40.00
  • “Outer Rim” Hoodies

    “Outer Rim” Hoodies

    from $33.00

    The “Outer Rim” Hoodies are out of this world! Whether you are traveling far or staying nearby, these sweatshirts will keep you warm and have you ...

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    from $33.00
  • “Call The Kettle Black” - Hand-screened T-Shirt - Patientopia.net

    “Call The Kettle Black” - Hand-screened T-Shirt

    $36.00

    Hand-screened by an artist, one at a time, by the beach in sunny Los Angeles. This is the pinnacle of T-Shirt Artisanship. Features: High quality,...

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    $36.00
  • “Helmet Cat” - Patientopia Crewneck Sweatshirt

    “Helmet Cat” - Crewneck Sweatshirt

    $33.00

    Unlock your mind for a night with “Helmet Cat”! This fuzzy trooper is on duty to assist your blast-off. Features: • Soft, comfortable material! • ...

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    $33.00
  • “Spaced Out” Hoodie - Patientopia, The Community Smoke Shop

    “Spaced Out” Hoodie

    $40.00

    3..2..1..BLAST OFF! Make sure to remember your gear on this expedition, you herbal advocate you! The “Spaced Out” hoodie is here to keep you sky h...

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    $40.00
  • “Green Leaves” - Patientopia Pullover

    “Green Leaves” - Patientopia Pullover

    $30.00

    Patientopia's Green Leaves pullover brings together all of your favorite things - chill vibes, cozy clothes, and herbal remedies! Features:  Weig...

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    $30.00
  • Mixed Rasta Friendship Bracelets - 10ct

    Mixed Rasta Friendship Bracelets - 10ct

    $15.00

    Perfect for wearing & sharing!  The Rasta friendship bracelet pack will make you feel close to the ones you love, whether they be near or far! ...

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    $15.00
  • “Friendship Rasta“ 10pc Bracelets

    “Friendship Rasta“ 10pc Bracelets

    $20.00

    With enough of these to pass around to your favorite peeps, everyone will be sure to have their go-to Rasta gear! Features: Quantity: 10 pieces ...

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    $20.00
  • Indigo

    Graphic Hoodie - "Clouds" by Jack Downs

    $60.00

    Drift into the Clouds with this beautifully artistic Graphic Hoodie, brought to you by Jack Downs Creations! Features: Top quality 300 GSM Av...

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    $60.00
  • Navy

    Graphic Hoodie - "Clouds" by Jack Downs

    $50.00

    Drift into the Clouds with this beautifully artistic Graphic Hoodie, brought to you by Jack Downs Creations! Features: High quality (280 G/M²) ...

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    $50.00
  • Black

    Graphic T-Shirt - "Clouds" by Jack Downs

    $30.00

    Drift into the Clouds with this beautifully artistic Graphic Tee, brought to you by Jack Downs Creations! Features: Available from XS to 2XL 1...

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    $30.00
  • White

    Graphic T-Shirt - "Treeline" by Jack Downs

    $28.00

    Escape away through your Treeline, with this beautifully artistic Graphic Tee brought to you by Jack Downs Creations! Features: Available from XS ...

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    $28.00
  • Natural

    Graphic T-Shirt - "Treeline" by Jack Downs

    $30.00

    Escape away through your Treeline, with this beautifully artistic Graphic Tee brought to you by Jack Downs Creations! Features: Available from XS ...

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    $30.00
  • White

    Graphic Hoodie - "Treeline" by Jack Downs

    $52.00

    Escape away through your Treeline, with this beautifully artistic Graphic Hoodie brought to you by Jack Downs Creations! Features: High quality (2...

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    $52.00
  • “Pet Tiger” Hoodie

    “Pet Tiger” Hoodie

    $50.00

    Let your wild side loose with this Patientopian favorite! The “Pet Tiger” answers only to you. Experience our full print hoodies with one of our mo...

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    $50.00
  • "The Logo" Trucker Cap - Patientopia, The Community Smoke Shop

    "The Logo" Trucker Cap

    $40.00

    Protect those peepers and look fresh in "The Logo" Trucker Cap! The cool fabric blend mixes well with the widely loved snapback closure type. High ...

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    $40.00
  • Patientopia "Dutch" Hoodie - Patientopia, The Community Smoke Shop