Products

Patientopia is proud to present our Rasta Friendship bracelet! This sweet attire will be sure to tie together any sort of Rasta gear you already ow...

Obtain your wings with one of Patientopia’s best sellers! This chain hangs oh so perfectly, as those who burn understand what you’re repping.  Fea...

Ponder over the vibe of your day with our “Bronze Water” Hookah. Patientopia’s carried line of water hookahs will help you reach those heights! Fe...

Hand-screened by an artist, one at a time, by the beach in sunny Los Angeles. This is the pinnacle of T-Shirt Artisanship. Features: High quality,...

Grab a piece of Double-mint gum & discover your new stealth pipe! Chew up a inconspicuously stoney time today. You can even share a piece with...

This beautiful stainless steel belly ring features an enameled butterfly, serenely perched atop a flower. The "Enameled Flower" highlights your na...

Express the feelings surrounding your one true love with our “F**K Valentines Day” phone case! All while doing so in one of the most trendy ways po...

These classic “Fizzy Strains” hookahs are sure to get your kickback poppin’!  Pick up your favorite flavor and let the good times flow. Features: ...

We feel like this one doesn’t even need an introduction!  Find your favorite show & bring along your Flix & Chill hoodie.   This comfortabl...

With enough of these to pass around to your favorite peeps, everyone will be sure to have their go-to Rasta gear! Features: Quantity: 10 pieces ...

Let your skull loose with one of our favorite artistic pieces! A sweet multicolored glass experience with every hit, we’re sure you’ll dig the gho...

Patientopia's Green Leaves pullover brings together all of your favorite things - chill vibes, cozy clothes, and herbal remedies! Features:  Weig...

This hand muller makes easy work of powder grinding. It can quickly cut soft items into powders!  Simply rotate the attached crank and enjoy the fr...

Is it a pipe? Or is it a lighter? Oh, its a pipe that looks like a lighter! Classy & incognito just like yourself, eh?  Discover one of Patien...

Unlock your mind for a night with “Helmet Cat”! This fuzzy trooper is on duty to assist your blast-off. Features: • Soft, comfortable material! • ...

Protect and perfect your entire stash in style, with Patientopia’s 20 piece grinder set. Ideal for party favors or a lit weekend at home, this lot ...

We think you'll see the similarities between diamonds & our favorite greens as well! Protect your phone and show off your style with this dirt...

Find your chi with our chillest little monk yet! This Incense burner will be sure to balance you out! Features: Brand: VKTech Incense Burner M...

Pack a bowl and take it easy out there with Patientopia’s “Metal Flats” pipe!  Designed to blend into our industrious world, this piece will keep y...

Jazz out while you burn your favorite meds in this classic little number! Fashioned and colored like an original Metal Sax, our musical piece will ...

Put your nugs on display with our Nugs Phone Case! You’ll be sure to turn some stoney heads with this one. Features: Design: Precisely Cut Func...

Sweet dreams & no bad vibes. Nightmares pass through the holes and out of the window!  The good dreams are trapped in the web & slide down ...

The “Outer Rim” Hoodies are out of this world! Whether you are traveling far or staying nearby, these sweatshirts will keep you warm and have you ...

For elevated style without compromising function, pick up the Peacock Mini Hookah in silver or gold! This little hitter will be sure to get you wh...