Pipes, Steamrollers, Tasters & Chillums

The Freeze Pipe Bubbler is a hammer-style bubbler that includes a freezable, glycerin-filled chamber that securely snaps onto the bubbler base. Loc...

Welcome to Patientopia, where we turn your smoking sessions into elevated experiences! Introducing the Banff Dugout and One Hitter (3 Pack) – your ...

“For a smoking experience that is as solid as a rock” Solid and Agile. Inspired by the smooth glide of a granite curling stone, the Stone Spoon Pip...

Protective and Portable. The Northern Lights Preroll and Taster Pipe Holder is built with solid Canadian Maple wood to hold and store on the go.  D...

“For a premium smoking experience wherever your adventure may take you” Take quality on the go with the Northern Lights Bundle.  Designed to carry ...

“For a premium smoking experience wherever your adventure may take you” Compact and Versatile. The Northern Lights Taster Pipe is constructed for t...

🌈 Unleash the Funk with our 3.5" Silicone Pipe! 🌬️Introducing the pocket-sized powerhouse that's about to revolutionize your smoking experience – t...

Welcome to Patientopia, where every puff is an adventure! Introducing the GRAV® 12mm Taster® with Silicone Skin – your ticket to flavor town and be...

Introducing the "Thick Neck Freckles" Spoon Pipe – your passport to a whimsical smoking experience! This extraordinary piece is not just a pipe; it...

Introducing the "Bored Panda" Glass Pipe – where relaxation meets whimsy in the world of smoking accessories! This unique piece is not your average...

Welcome to Patientopia's Smoke Shop, where every puff is an adventure! Behold the mesmerizing allure of our Bent Neck Water Pipe with a Quartz-Blue...

Welcome to the whimsical realm of Patientopia, where every puff is an adventure and every smoke break a journey into the fantastical! Behold, the B...

Dugout w/ One Hitter-Navy-4in.

Dugout w/ One Hitter-Silver-4in.

Dugout w/ One Hitter-Gold-4in.

The Essential Sherlock The functionality of a flat base and straight stem together with a deep bowl are all combined here in one sleek, minimalist ...

Dugout w/ One Hitter-Teal-4in.

Famous X-Prism Fumed Large Sherlock Pipe-Rainbow-5in.

When you have the Everyday Essentials One HItter in your arsenal, you can enjoy the sophistication of a joint without the hassles associated with r...

Introducing the "Piper" Silver Fumed Steamroller – the sleek and stylish companion for your smoking adventures! This isn't just a pipe; it's a stat...

Step into a world where smoking becomes an art form at our vibrant and eclectic smoke shop! Picture this: the 4" Glass Gem Taster, a dazzling maste...

Welcome to Cloud 9 Emporium, where the vibes are high and the smoke is higher! Dive into a world of whimsy with our 4" Sour Diesel Hand Pipe in the...

Meet our star of the show, the 4" White Widow Hand Pipe in Clear – a sleek and stylish companion for your smoke sesh adventures. Crafted with care ...

Welcome to Patientopia, where every puff is a pleasure and every piece is a work of art! Introducing our latest masterpiece: the 7" Hourglass Base ...