Skip to content


Age Verification

Please enter your date of birth for full access.

Cosmic Chronic T Shirt

Original price $28.99 - Original price $28.99
Original price
$28.99 - $28.99
Current price $28.99

Welcome to Patientopia, where the vibes are high and the smoke is celestial! Step into our smoky sanctuary and behold the wonders of the Cosmic Chronic T-Shirt. 🌌

Picture yourself drifting through the cosmos, surrounded by swirling galaxies and twinkling stars. That's the feeling you'll get when you slip into our Cosmic Chronic tee. Made from the softest hemp fibers this side of the Milky Way, it's like wearing a cloud on your skin.

But it's not just about style, oh no! Our Cosmic Chronic T-Shirt is imbued with the essence of the universe itself. Each thread is infused with the cosmic energy of a thousand shooting stars, ensuring that you'll be the most enlightened soul at any smoke sesh.

Whether you're kicking back with friends or embarking on a solo journey through the astral plane, our Cosmic Chronic T-Shirt is your ticket to the ultimate high. So why wait? Grab yours today and let your spirit soar to new heights! 🚀🌿


  • High definition print
  • Vibrant colors
  • Soft, durable fabric
  • Original designs
  • Multiple sizing options